Journey of Tofu

I think a lot of people would have thought...with my "driving style" last time, i.e. the speeding, dangerous driving all...I surely would have met the police one day. Well...throughout my 2 years of probation, I've never get caught doing illegal U-turns, using handphones while driving, and speeding past the traffic light.

I say I'm bit lucky when it comes to this...evading the police. Haha. Never get caught once.

Today...well, maybe a bit too lucky...met an officer...finally. Hehe.

I was going home and reached the Jln Kuching roundabout when I saw Police...don't know what they are doing there. It was a bit dark..around 7.45pm like that...so I gotta turn on my headlights. It was HID lights...those very bright ones...maybe mine a little bit too much. Niceee...caught his attention. I saw him looking at my car...and...when I got nearer...One look on face...know this guy greedy one...

Abang Police(AP): Lesen...
Me(M) : (Thinking : Oh my god...Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...)
AP : Ok...pegi mana??
M : Balik rumah...-__-
AP: Ok, you sekarang pegi pusing satu round, berhenti sini nanti (pointing at some spot)
M : Ok. (Fly fast fast around the roundabout)
AP : Ini lampu putih tak boleh guna tau...
M : Ya ke?? I tak tau la bang...saya pegi belajar kat Semenyih, lama tak baca surat khabar...jadi
saya tak tau.
AP : Tak boleh guna, sebab ini pakai, nanti orang lain tengok sakit mata tau. You lucky saya
tahan you, polis saman 300, JPJ saman 2000 oh...
M : Ya ke??
AP : Ya...300 OH...
M : -__- apa boleh buat...sudah kena...
AP : Ya...apa boleh buat...you mau saya tolong ah?
M : Macam mana tolong??
AP : You ada berapa sekarang??
M : (take out wallet...thanking god only got 20+ ringgit) Erm...saya takde duit la bang...macam
mana...
AP : You takde kad wang ke? ATM?
M : Saya takde la bang...
AP: You student kan? Takde kad wang?
M : Takde...
AP: Mesti mau bawa wang, mau pump petrol macam mana?
M : Saya guna kad petrol company...tak payah guna wang. Encik...tolong la, lepaskan saya...
first time. Student ni bang, tolong lah...
AP: Saya pun mau tolong, tapi berapa?
M : 30 ringgit boleh ah bang?
AP : Mana boleh?
M : Tapi saya memang takde wang...ini saja ada (show wallet)
AP: Ada berapa tadi?
M : (count count count)...20 ringgit boleh ke bang?
AP: (A bit frustrated at tis point) Ah ok la ok la. (Puts out hand so casually without being afraid
people seeing
M : (stunned...then gives him money)...
AP: Lain kali tukar ye...
M: ya ya...(faster wind up window...zoom back)

Wow...first time meet cops...20bucks to go off? I feel damn lucky...